I only want you to think im Fantastic.

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FACT: I find it incredibly sexy when a woman isn’t afraid to take charge in bed

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom:
GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother:
that's not fair
Mom:
DO AS I SAY.
Brother:
You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom:
Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me:
I CAN HEAR YOU.

Source: realparadoxsocks

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Dyed and cut hair (: ready for summer and pride this weekend (:

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When straight girls like me

overd0se:

tw0way:

So relevant.

So relevant

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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

taylorrrr-j:

piebutt:

firehouselight:

arystar:

zadig-of-fate:

theawesomebrigade:

way-of-the-dragon:

freecocaine:

FINALLY

SCREAMING.

Oh my god I started fucking screaming when this started xD

QUALITY

my mom saw this and said, “It’s you when you’re excited. That’s how you dance.”

Omg few things actually make me lose it on tumblr but HOLY SHIT

TEARS ARE STREAMING DOWN MY FACE

GASPING FOR FUCKING AIR MOTHER OF GOD FNFBFBJOFSDBUOF

Oh god im fucking crying

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I’m never going to get anywhere with you. Like you say I have a thick head? I’ve got news so do you, maybe if you’d actually listen to me you’d understand. But not even me going to a hospital can show you that.

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iwillmakeyourofl:

“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”

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faguccino:

nintendoggystyle:

This photo speaks to me. I can’t even begin to describe the contrast between the nail and the balloon. To me, this amazing image represents suffering and courage throughout the world. Look into the balloon’s eyes. It is in tremendous pain. But it is still holding on. This is the true American dream.

Really? Because to me it represents the first time you experience butt sex.

^ i fucking peed my pants.

Source: whenmomentsblog

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elaynetramnguyen:

i like the way she thinks

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